Really now? That’s— nice to hear.
I mean who else will watch old tv and bad movies with me.
Thank you… but I know. They sent me here to reform, which I have relatively although not as much as they’d wish I’m sure. If I ever do fuck up hugely, they’ve probably anticipated and will ship me straight back home and out of here.
Well then I’m going to request you don’t fuck up hugely, because that would suck. I need you here, loser.
Well that’s really good. My parents only reall care when I’ve fucked up hugely.
Well I’ve seen a lot of things, but I wouldn’t say I’ve ever seen you fuck up hugely.
[ Begins to walk to his dorm ] What did you do whilst you were away anyway? I know it went well but I didn’t ask what you did.
Sometimes my parents decide they want to see me and send plane tickets and no notice. It was nice though, I saw some old friends and stuff and I’m technically not “cut off” any more.
We’ll see about that.
I’ll even call you Gus for the whole rest of the day. Not even Angus. That’s how incredibly nice I am.
Dianna Agron in Sam Smith’s “I’m Not The Only One”